For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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