he puts the penis in happiness.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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