allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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