new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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