I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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