Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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