I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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