But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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