the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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