Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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