that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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