turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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