So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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