Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I lost the right to judge tonight
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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