i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
