He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Its about making memories worth repressing
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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