can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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