He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Green mimosas i think yes
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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