why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
two words: eviction party
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's no shave November. This is our time.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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