We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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