would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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