physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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