She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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