I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
high people should be assigned attendants
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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