watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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