In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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