Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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