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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(815): View more from Illinois

There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status

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(207): View more from Maine

I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup

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(760): View more from California

just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did

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(702): View more from Nevada

It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.

(702): View more from Nevada

To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.

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(937): View more from Ohio

our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.

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