Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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