How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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