Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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