There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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