did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
