I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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