Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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