When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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