i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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