Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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