I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Can I color on your dick again?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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