Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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