belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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