My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
