NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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