...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm both gender and math confused
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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