At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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