Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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