drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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