She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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