i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I would ride that face into the sunset
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
