Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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