Kiss
Puke
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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