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(812): View more from Indiana

The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?

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(980): View more from North Carolina

i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.

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(315): View more from New York

He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

People are yelling about how much they want you here.

(563): View more from Iowa

I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.

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(206): View more from Washington

Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.

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(416): View more from Toronto

why is there glitter IN my vagina????

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(812): View more from Indiana

Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.

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