Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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