Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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